Akewi jesu the comedian

A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNILORIN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said... GIRL: Hello ma MUM: The place is silent,whr r u? GIRL: I'm in UNILORIN   MUM: Oluwa ose o GIRL: I was admitted MUM: Jesu o se o, Olorun ti doju ti ogun idile wa ti ko fe kio kawe (laughing & dancing) GIRL: Malaria ni MUM: Malaria ni course ti won fun e, course gidi ni o, kawe e daadaa o GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro MUM: Olorun ma je, 4 yrs lo ma lo loruko Jesu         @akewijesu the comedian